Ok, I’m ready to be loved now… 🤕
this is the greatest line i have ever heard
A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs.
Truly, we are put on this earth to serve
Where’s the version of this post with the “we were put here on earth to make things feel indescribably good in ways that they wouldn’t ever be able to themselves”
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
lmao
You know how it is then, folks!
(Reblogged from awrtx)
remember, if you’re ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis
people admitting to coming fast in my notes
(Reblogged from supersaiyanshoulders)
(Reblogged from t3sticles)
(Reblogged from t3sticles)
yeah no people are starting to leave twitter again so im gonna use this place for a bit
i still have 0 clue of how this place works lmao
skill issue imo
what is that
a birds
When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i’m on mobile
1967-1973 Datsun 510
(Reblogged from t3sticles)
(Reblogged from t3sticles)
That’s not how demographics work.
It could be if we’re all brave enough
Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047
as always, xkcd has a comic for this
