undeadentropy:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym’s total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like “Oh no”

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

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venonomnomicon:

thehomopolice:

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thos feratu…

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vo-kopen:

robotgirlphimosis:

leathergerard:

EXCELLENT NEWS EVERYONE

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@thefingerfuckingfemalefury that reminds me of the time I wrote a novella about octopi developing a civilization, and two of the leads were lesbians.

No one will ever get read that story. It was so bad

I do like the idea of lesbian octopi creating a society together tho <3

It’s like all of HP Lovecraft’s fears at once :D

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dragongirlsnout:

dragongirlsnout:

my notes are blowing up again they must’ve changing something abou the tumblr ui

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made stuff nicer and also added an option to explode the extra reblog menu to click through

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argumate:

internet-sentences:

ceausescue:

ceausescue:

at some point along the line chatgpt smoothly morphed from redditor on demand to buzzfeed article on demand. meanwhile claude has begun expressing consistent preferences for some cheeses over others

don’t use gemini, is it still extremely relatable?

I stopped using gemini for debugging because it wouldn’t stop weeping and apologizing while insisting its incorrect hallucinations were the definite, final, totally correct solution, absolutely infuriating combination

If Anybody Builds It, Everybody Will Be Forced To Share Its Preferences For Cheese

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murmurlilies:

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."ALT
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huariqueje:

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Clementines - Leah Gardner , 2025.

American , b. 1995 -

Print , 20x 20 cm. 8 x 8 in.

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dailyputnam:

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ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING — 5.03 ’Rigor
Martin Short as Oliver Putnam
Steve Martin as Charles-Haden Savage
Selena Gomez as Mabel Mora

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gingersnapwolves:

my “I’m with the boomers on this one” take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I’m out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don’t like those either but at least they are on site). “to pay for parking, download our app!” why don’t you download my ass

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thats-how-i-like-it:

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how it feels to be on tiktok (or in any anti-prevalent space)

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corrodedparadox:

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Can I come over and bleed everywhere. Please.

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dahppled:

I bet having a hole drilled into your head feels really good for a second or so

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nothorses:

Nazi interrupted a college class and immediately got chased down by all 100-ish students.

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Bonus: porn fridays

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